17 Jan 2011

Pop culture’s downward spiral

January 17, 2011 Conversations with crazy people Comments Off

Twunk, perusing Twitter: Hey, look at that. Trent Reznor won a Golden Globe.

20-year-old, questionably related: Who?

Twunk: Trent Reznor.

20-year-old, possibly adopted: Yeah, who’s that?

Twunk: Trent Reznor. Nine Inch Nails.

20-year-old, possibly newly-landed alien life form: Uh …

Twunk: How is it you know every indie band out of Brooklyn but Nine Inch Nails isn’t ringing any bells?

20-year-old, also perusing Twitter: Hey, Chris Colfer won a golden globe.

15 Sep 2010

Millions of peaches for free

September 15, 2010 Conversations with crazy people Comments Off

iTunes: “90s one-hit wonders — It’s the decade’s minutiae that captivate us; everybody remembers Clinton being impeached, but the Trivial Pursuit winner remembers the last guy impeached before him.”

Twunk: “Andrew Johnson.”

iTunes:

15 Sep 2010

That boy is a P-I-G pig.

September 15, 2010 Conversations with crazy people Comments Off

Twunked: “Animal House? Sweet!” (sits on couch.)

Dad: “You’re just in time. This is the best part.”

T-dub: “What are you talking about? The best part is the zit impression.”

T-dad: “And you say you don’t like comedy.”

TV:

T-dad: *laughs hysterically*

T-dad: “Now the movie’s over.”

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