17 Jan 2011

Pop culture’s downward spiral

January 17, 2011 Conversations with crazy people Comments Off

Twunk, perusing Twitter: Hey, look at that. Trent Reznor won a Golden Globe.

20-year-old, questionably related: Who?

Twunk: Trent Reznor.

20-year-old, possibly adopted: Yeah, who’s that?

Twunk: Trent Reznor. Nine Inch Nails.

20-year-old, possibly newly-landed alien life form: Uh …

Twunk: How is it you know every indie band out of Brooklyn but Nine Inch Nails isn’t ringing any bells?

20-year-old, also perusing Twitter: Hey, Chris Colfer won a golden globe.

15 Sep 2010

Millions of peaches for free

September 15, 2010 Conversations with crazy people Comments Off

iTunes: “90s one-hit wonders — It’s the decade’s minutiae that captivate us; everybody remembers Clinton being impeached, but the Trivial Pursuit winner remembers the last guy impeached before him.”

Twunk: “Andrew Johnson.”